Two Blonde Jokes For You!
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lucky
Topic: Humor
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies,
"Yes."
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
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FOR BEST RESULTS . . .
PUT ON TWO COATS
A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on
a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired
and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over
to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of
fun. He explains how the game works. . . "I ask you a question, and
if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa." Again, the
blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily
win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this. .
If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know
the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be
no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. . . "What's the distance from
the Earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer. . . "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going nuts trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes the blonde and asks. . . "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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