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Friday, August 27, 2004
Did you gas up with Exxon today?
Mood:  hug me

Posted by DanmanX at 8:21 PM EDT
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The gayest "Dan the man" page I've ever seen
Weird Site

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Wednesday, August 25, 2004
'Super-Earth' spotted in distant sky
Mood:  loud
PARIS (AFP) - European astronomers announced they had found a "super-Earth" orbiting a star some 50 light years away, a finding that could significantly boost the hunt for worlds beyond our Solar System.

The planet was spotted orbiting a Sun-like star, mu Arae, which is located in a southern constellation called the Altar and which is bright enough to be seen with the naked eye, they said.

The so-far unnamed world, which whizzes around mu Arae in just 9.5 days, is the smallest of the estimated 125 so-called extrasolar planets that have been detected so far.

"This new planet appears to be the smallest yet discovered around a star other than the Sun. This makes mu Arae a very exciting planetary system," French astronomer Francois Bouchy was quoted in a statement issued by the European Southern Observatory (ESO).

With few exceptions, the extrasolar planets spotted so far have approximated the size of Jupiter, the giant of the Solar System.

But this latest find is far smaller, with a mass of only 14 times that of the Earth, which puts it in the same ballpark as Uranus for size.

The big difference, though, is that Uranus is an uninhabitable hell, a gassy planet on the far frigid fringes of the Solar System, whereas the new planet appears to be a rocky planet, as the Earth, Mars, Venus and Mercury are, and orbits in a much balmier region.

It has a gassy atmosphere, amounting to about a tenth of its mass, although what this consists of is so far unknown.

The object qualifies "as a 'super-Earth," the ESO said.

Much about this enigmatic world remains to be uncovered, least of all whether it may be habitable.

However, there is the tantalising question as to whether it lies within the "Goldilocks Zone" -- a distance from its star that is not too hot, not too cold, just right.

In this zone, a planet would be close enough to the star to have liquid water -- yet not so close that its oceans would boil away -- and not so far that its oceans would freeze. That is one of the prime conditions for creating and sustaining life, according to a leading theoretical model.

The discovery was made thanks to a highly accurate spectrograph, a velocity-measuring instrument, on the ESO's 3.6-metre (11.7-feet) telescope at La Silla, Chile.

In a separate development, a team of American and Spanish astronomers, the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES), said they had found an extra-solar planet using a telescope with just a 10-centimeter (four-inch) diameter.

Telescopes of this size can typically be bought in department stores, so this is a remarkable technical breakthrough in planet-hunting.

The newfound planet is a Jupiter-sized gas giant orbiting a star located about 500 light years from Earth in the constellation of Lyra.

This world circles its star every 3.03 days at a distance of only 6.4 million kms (four million miles), far closer and faster than Mercury is in our Solar System.

To make the find, the astronomers used a network of small, inexpensive telescopes whose finds were then followed up and confirmed by the big lenses of the W.M. Keck Observatory on Hawaii.

Most known extra-solar planets have been found by using the "Doppler method" which measures changes to the composition of a star's light that are caused by the planet's gravitational tug.

In the US case, though, the astronomers looked for possible planets that were "transiting" their star -- that were in other words happened to be aligned between the star and Earth as they pursued their orbit. Such planets can then be detected indirectly because of the amount of light they block as they pass by.

The two findings will be published in leading astrophysics journals.

Posted by DanmanX at 1:44 PM EDT
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Tuesday, August 24, 2004
The true face of Dubbya Bush!!!!!!
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Humor


Watch out! He's got a lightning bolt!!!!

Posted by DanmanX at 11:51 PM EDT
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Monday, August 23, 2004
New Starbucks Openings Around the World
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Humor

Don't you just love corporations?

Posted by DanmanX at 8:32 PM EDT
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Sunday, August 22, 2004
New Version of Candyland Coming Out
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Humor

Posted by DanmanX at 10:33 AM EDT
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Jerseyland
Kicked ass in Jerseyland! It's hard to believe people actually live there. I won in golf and then ate at Houlihan's. Wow, our waiter totally sucked. But it's all good, I guess!

Posted by DanmanX at 1:01 AM EDT
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Saturday, August 21, 2004
How eight pixels cost Microsoft millions
Mood:  lucky
Now Playing: ROTFL!!
Topic: Weird
Microsoft's lack of multicultural savvy cost the Redmond behemoth millions of dollars, according to a company executive.


The software giant has seen its products banned in some of the biggest markets on earth--and it's all because of eight wrongly colored pixels, a dodgy choice of music and a bad English-to-Spanish dictionary.

Speaking at the International Geographical Union congress in Glasgow on Wednesday, Microsoft's top man in its geopolitical strategy team, Tom Edwards, revealed how one of the biggest companies in the world managed to offend one of the biggest countries in the world with a software slip-up.

When coloring in 800,000 pixels on a map of India, Microsoft colored eight of them a different shade of green to represent the disputed Kashmiri territory. The difference in greens meant Kashmir was shown as non-Indian, and the product was promptly banned in India. Microsoft was left to recall all 200,000 copies of the offending Windows 95 operating system software to try and heal the diplomatic wounds. "It cost millions," Edwards said.

Another social blunder from Microsoft saw chanting of the Koran used as a soundtrack for a computer game and led to great offence to the Saudi Arabia government. The company later issued a new version of the game without the chanting, while keeping the previous editions in circulation because U.S. staff thought the slip wouldn't be spotted, but the Saudi government banned the game and demanded an apology. Microsoft then withdrew the game.

The software giant managed to further offend the Saudis by creating another game in which Muslim warriors turned churches into mosques. That game was also withdrawn.

Microsoft has also managed to upset women and entire countries. A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender between "not specified," "male" or "bitch," because of an unfortunate error in translation.

Microsoft has also seen its unfortunate style of diplomacy have an effect in Korea, Kurdistan, Uruguay and to China--where a cartographical dispute saw Chinese employees hauled in front of the government.

Edwards said that staff members are now sent on geography courses to try to avoid such mishaps. "Some of our employees, however bright they may be, have only a hazy idea about the rest of the world," he said.

Posted by DanmanX at 9:05 PM EDT
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Even P Diddy Likes Denny's
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Humor


God bless you, P Diddy. God bless you.

Posted by DanmanX at 2:28 PM EDT
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Mood:  energetic
Topic: Quotes/Poetry
I'll close the door and snap the lock
And toss the key away.
Cause I know that without your love
I can not help face the day.
Red roses will climb the lattice
to hide the lock from sight
And memories will build a shrine
to ease the pain of night.
Then bow low your head in reverance.
In sorrow shed a tear.
A young love died a thousand deaths
And its corpse lies buried here.

Posted by DanmanX at 12:01 AM EDT
Updated: Wednesday, August 25, 2004 5:42 PM EDT
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Friday, August 20, 2004
New George Foreman Game
Mood:  suave
Topic: Gaming



Looks pretty amazing from the screenshots I've seen. George Foreman has to box AND cook at the same time. Be careful! Watch your grease tray!!!

Posted by DanmanX at 10:24 AM EDT
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Thursday, August 19, 2004
Dell TV Shirt and CIA Shirt / Palisades
Mood:  lucky
Topic: Travel
Helped my friend Paul move today. I can't believe how much stronger I am. I lifted a couch with one damn hand. I'm the hulk damnit!

I went to the Palisades also and got a great T-shirt. CIA: Cleavage Inspection Agency! Thank you Steve & Barry's!!! Went to Fox Sports Grill also. Holy shit. Plasmas TV are everywhere!

Posted by DanmanX at 11:44 PM EDT
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Ten Things I Hate About You Quote
Mood:  sharp
Topic: Quotes/Poetry
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Posted by DanmanX at 5:09 PM EDT
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I went to a national park the other day
Topic: Weird
Here is a friend of mine on the rocks! Cliff diving is in!!!




Posted by DanmanX at 4:59 PM EDT
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Seinfeld: The Game
Mood:  hungry
Topic: Gaming
I heard it was coming out in 2005 sometime. From the shots I've seen it looks pretty good! :-)

Check out Konami's Website at:

Konami

Posted by DanmanX at 10:45 AM EDT
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Tuesday, August 17, 2004
CT
Topic: Movies
Went to CT again and watched The Manchurian Candidate. Now I really want to see the original version. It was a fantastic film! Not much action, but it's a great thriller. It had me guessing the whole time. Thank you Denzel!!!

Posted by DanmanX at 10:05 PM EDT
Updated: Wednesday, August 18, 2004 10:47 AM EDT
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Monday, August 16, 2004
B R E A K I N G N E W S : Rap sucks
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Humor
Van Nuys, CA (AP) - In a stunning turn of events, all rap labels have officially announced the retirement of all rap associated lyrics, songs and merchandise to be destroyed for charity. When Death Row records president 3Pac commented, he said, "Weez tryin' to do the right thang."

The event, "Rap Burnation '04" is going to be held at the Rams stadium in L.A. Gangsta Records VP, Joe Moma had, "...no love for rap. It was worse than country."

A new study according to Reuters (REU) says that over 90% of Americans 18-30 never liked rap, but only "copied" what everyone else was doing. Ticket sales for rock concerts continued to climb over the news and most rappers are going back to their previous jobs as drug dealers and pimps. - Jerold Malcolm

Posted by DanmanX at 8:04 PM EDT
Updated: Monday, August 16, 2004 8:05 PM EDT
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Paul's Page
Mood:  quizzical
Topic: Humor
Hey, if you are bored check out my friend Paul's webpage at:

Paul's Webpage

Tell him Danny sent you!

Posted by DanmanX at 7:54 PM EDT
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2 Cops in Trouble in London for Porn Film
Mood:  happy
Topic: Humor
2 Cops were trying to break apart a crowded group of people at a porn set in London. However, instead of breaking it up, they decided to join in!

Now that's how you serve your country!!!

Posted by DanmanX at 1:46 PM EDT
Updated: Monday, August 16, 2004 1:46 PM EDT
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Jersey: The Final Battle
Topic: Travel
Went to NJ Sat night late w/ Stephen. Wow. I think Jersey is too far from me. It was fun though. Went out to eat and the Bridgewater Commons Mall. Got a tux also. (Yes, I do look very good in them!)

Posted by DanmanX at 1:44 PM EDT
Updated: Monday, August 16, 2004 1:47 PM EDT
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